I am of the school of thought that the word “DIET” is a filthy nasty word. One that is is not allowed to be used in my house. EVER! I think diets are gimmicks that trick people into thinking that it will be the answer to their poor nutrition and weight loss prayers. NEWS FLASH: Diets are pure bullshit! What happens when they end? Because all “diets” end. All I ever learned on a diet was that they turn me into a starving raging bitchface, and even though I lost a few pounds of water weight, I usually gained it back in real fatty-fat-fat pounds binge eating once the diet was over. Total. Bull. Shit.

I also think diets help to breed food-obsessed people. If you spend every minute of your day starving and obsessing about food, then eventually that will completely consume you. No. Bueno! That’s why this month is all about learning healthy nutrition and preparing meals and snacks that will make you feel full and energized for more than 30 seconds.

Here 5 things that will get you clean for spring…
1. DRINK MORE WATER! This is the MAIN challenge. I truly believe just drinking 8 glasses of water a day will make you lose 5 pounds this month! Along with gaining great skin and better sleep! Seriously. Those 8 glasses a day are going to change your life. Promise. I’ll tell you why on Tuesday…
2. Make at least one NEW healthy meal for dinner each week. I do this on Sundays since I have time to prep and follow the recipe. By the end of the month that will be four great meals, almost a week’s worth… who knows, maybe you will keep up the habit until that is ALL you cook for dinner!
3. Stay active. Hopefully, last month’s challenge helped teach you to incorporate some sort of movement into your day, even if it was not a full-blown workout.

Your mantra for the month is: If I eat like Crap, I will Feel Like Crap!
